invent your own unique system of non-standardized measurement just like our parents had to when they were our age
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Aspire and Inspire: A Custom Painting of You as A Soldier Returning Home to Your Kids
$6,500.00
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Aged Aluminum Bench
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Have A Cord Problem And a Spare Half Hour? Try Using Some of That Excess Length To Liven The Room With a Scene From Your Favorite Planet Earth Episode Including The Commercials That Aired During It
$12,000.00
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This Paintstaking 2,000 Piece Wifi Password Jigsaw Puzzle Will Likely Keep Your AirBNB Guests Busy Long Enough to Avoid Stealing Your Possessions
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Family Growth Charts: Map your child's yearly height in comparison to the projected rise of sea levels over the next 100 years
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New Economy Chess Board
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Broken Semiotexte grid in Birch Branch Triptych Pine Framed
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Upcycle planter for book you now find problematic
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Meat Smoker OR Pet Cremation Chamber and Thermoelectric Conversion Phone Charger from Meat Heat
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rising sea level diagram in 10 year increments
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Lean In To Walking: Customizable Resume Sand Impression Sandals
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Automated Promotion or Dire Warning? This Scarecrow Playing A Live Feed of A Conversation Taking Place Inside at Full Volume Outdoors Will Get The Business You Place it In Front of Whatever Customers
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Science Made Simple: Graphite Circuit of The Bunny You Shot With a BB Gun As a Child then Cried Over The Indignity of Your Wanton Destruction
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Incense Fence
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What Your Phone's Cracked Screen's Palm Reading Can Tell You About The Next Four Years' Federal Interest Rate
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Wedding Lip Ring
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solid soap tub
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You Decide: This Object is Either a Pair of Deadstock Sneakers From the 90's by An Artist Called Shepard Fairey or Socks That Have Some Weed Leaves...
turn your Couples Portrait into a Custom DRAWING into a custom CUTTING Board into a custom quote Wood FRAME
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The NADA Spiders for Change Fund, donate 1 dollar to anonymously release six wolf spiders in the fair and a chance to donate 100 to research
$1.00
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DIY Moon Melon "taste bud switching fruit: Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter"
$120.00
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Acne Jeans Poppy Planter
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decelerated obsolescence: mounted laptop as Murphy table workstation
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kitchen moholy Light Space Modulator
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farm to table table
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framed monthly National Debt Projection calendar (May 2016)
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New York/Miami/Venice Project Space Proposal: Build a Gallery Near a Coastal Region Below Ground And Hold All Inventory on Hand In Hopes of an Insurance Pay Out For Inevitable Flooding
$100,000.00
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mason jar Canned Meat monthly Calendar (Count down the days in meat) A meat a day
$5,500.00
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airBNB housing solution: remain on your Lower East Side apartments fire escape in a hanging tent while guests pay off your month's rent
$6,500.00
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Baby Shower Surprise! This Salmon or Spare Change Ideological Reveal Cake Is a Fun Way to Tell Party Guests The Ultra Sound Results of Your Child's Future Political Allegiances
$100.00
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floating pavilion for sinking Biennial cities
$100,000.00
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Plans for starting your own remote project Space while Growing Mushrooms
$100,000.00
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Urban Chic New York Style Street Art Homesteading Rock Texture Rainwater Collection Barrel For Preservation Art For Water Gardening
$2,000.00
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Downcycle: Convert Your Car To a Bio-Diesel Engine for Clean Coal Rolling from Vegetable Oil
$10,000.00
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Commemorate your previous airBNB's guest's bed sheets with this charming black lit display for future visitors
$6,500.00
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turn a thrifted leather jacket into a backpack into a coin wallet into a leather broach for a thrifted leather jacket into a backpack into a
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salad swear jar
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Noone Will Think To Eat The Dead Body First: Hide Your Survival Rations As a Person Who Violated the NAP On Your Property
$800.00
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boyfriend pillow
$500.00
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Host an Unforgettable Experience in a New Place: Set up a DIY stick and poke station to reveal your Wifi Password to airBNB Guests
$5,000.00
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fun tornado shelter
$50,000.00
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Shared Ethernet Clothesline for Apartment-Living Multi-Home Cost-Cutting
$300.00
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Closed Circuit: Seasonal Affective Disorder Lamp USB Forever Solar-Powered By Its Own Light
$1,000.00
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Eastern Conference Seasonal Affective Disorder Man Cave Lamp
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20 Mood Enhancing Windshield Crystals You Can't Drive Without
$250.00
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Sage PowerCleanser For Men
$1,000.00
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Demand Full Automation of the Teenage Workforce NOW
$6,500.00
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How to Start a Weekly Netflix Login Password Prepaid Card Scheme
$500.00
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Refund Granted: Give Ivanka the 10,000 She Paid For Your Painting Back via Buying 58 of her Winter Coats And Donate them To a Shelter
$10,000.00
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Take Your Child to Work Day for Freelancers: Redefine your home desk by altering the lighting source from tungsten (home) to daylight (work)
$100.00
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SHTF Spa Package: Portioned Ingredients To Make Your Own Anti-Perspirant, Blush, a Bath Bomb, and/or Thermite
$1,500.00
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Transform Your Ceiling Leak Into An Off-Grid Purification Water Source For Pets
$500.00
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Perpetual Motion Heron's Fountain Self Cleaning Urinal and Water Fountain
$1,000.00
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Dry Erase Protest Sign
$75.00
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Zero Waste Restaurant: Halve the Price of Food For Every Consecutive Group of Customers to Eat Previous Customers' Plate Leftovers
$75.00
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Why Did I Buy This Anyway? How To Hide Those Unseemly, Hard-To-Move Tax Deductibles Until Next Season
$3,500.00
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At The Intersection of Performance and Street Art, This Product Has Taken Yarn Bombing to a Whole New Level: The Human Body
$75.00
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Hide Your Unsightly Router or Modem with this Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Remembrance Memorial Cover
$500.00
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Memories of a Disciplinarian: A Time Out Stool Remembrance Urn
$500.00
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Start Your Job Interview On The Right Foot: This Resume Advent Calendar is the Perfect Way to Propose
$500.00
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Compostable Compost Bins: Let Your Ambitions Grow With Your Consumption's Waste
$1,000.00
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STEM Experiment For Kids: How Strong Is Spaghetti? Test By Seeing If It Can Support The Books You've Been Stealing From the MoMA PS1 Store
$75.00
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Disguise You're Living Out of Your Studio: This Bed Frame Serves as a Slatwall for Painting, a Couch for Studio Visits, a Pedestal for Sculptures, and a Bed For Sleeping
$5,000.00
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DIY Robotics Projects For Kids: Allow Your Child's Dancing, Scribbling Wigglebot To Abstractly Determine Your Next Career Field on a Rudimentary Ouija Board of Prospective Employment Opportunities
$200.00
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Puppy Tread Mill: Adopt Local Shelter Dogs to Exercise Healthy Cardio as Clean Electric Engines to Offset The Cost of Their Upkeep
$6,500.00
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From Green House to Yellow House: Inject Your Own Urine Into Bubble Wrap Window Insulation to Maintain Your Plants' Heat and Moisture Levels
$6,500.00
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Character Counts' Offensive "6 Pillars" Metaphor Modernized As A 21st Century Walking Stick For Trustworthiness, Respect, Responsibility, Fairness, Caring, and Citizenship
$3,500.00
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Geography Party Game: This Blank Globe Invites You to Draw and Label Every Country in The World. For Every Country You Remember, Take a Shot of Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey.
$600.00
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You Didn't Even Choose The Neighborhood: Help End Gentrification By Moving Wherever This Sky Lantern Takes Your iPhone in a Ziplock Bag
$300.00
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The Choice is Yours: These 14 Randomly Placed Dominoes Will Not Fall in Succession But Can Potentially Be Co-Opted As a Powerful Message Against Cyberbullying If We Can All Agree That's The Case
$50.00
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We All Know Which Plastic Type Is The Least Biodegradable, But Can You Guess Which Is The Best Heady Upper For Reducing Social Anxiety?
$500.00
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DIY Scholarship: Consider This Stunning Cut Out Design When Exacto Knifing The Magnetic Security Strip In Lower Right Side Jacket of SAIC's Rare Books To Sell on eBay To Offset A $46,560/Year Tuition
$20.00
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Use Popsicle Sticks To Assemble A Log Cabin From These 5 Vague Captions For Selfies While Traveling Internationally Without Mentioning Inherited Wealth
$100.00
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Crayondelier Emergency Spire: At 30 Minutes of Burn Time Per Crayon, This Box of 64 Will Stay Lit For 1920 Minutes Or Nearly a Day and A Half
$1,000.00
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A Tinder'd Night Gone But Not Forgotten: How To Create A Partial Mr. Potato Head Memorial From Just 6 Stolen Nightstand Objects
$100.00
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Simply The Best: UV Products Biodegrade at Rates Thousands of Times Slower Than The Competitors, Providing Archival Artworks Capable Of Lasting Centuries
$6,500.00
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Framed Vacation Box As Savings Fund For Tourism To The Place You Can Afford Your Necessary Life Saving Procedure
$500.00
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When Your Friends Have All Grown Up
$6,500.00
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Spare Designer Labels To Increase The Likelihood of Selling Your H&M Clothes To Beacons Closet
$500.00
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Untapped Interns: This "Mom I'm Bored" Jar Is Full Of Paid Task Rabbit Opportunities So Straightforward Even The Dumbest Child Can Complete
$100.00
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LES Italian Restaurant Bacaro Announces Plans To Compete With Local Galleries By Offering A Free Meal For Anyone With an MFA Who Can Make a Decent Wall Work In-House
Imagine Tomorrow, Today: This Backyard Play Set Shows Kids What It Will Look Like When 4 Different Services Drive 33 Fossil Fueled Cars In The Future
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Protest Vote See Saw
$6,500.00
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Childr: This App Service Automatically Converts Your Faux Naive Figurative Paintings Into Faux Naive Figurative Sculptures...
$20.00
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Childr: This app automatically converts fauxnaive paintings into faux naive sculptures just as a real 10 year old would’ve done it bc it’s made by authentic children
$0.00
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Tobacco Treasure Hunt: Collect 12 Different Cigarettes Bummed From Outer-Gallery Conversations Where You Improbably Mustered...
$75.00
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Celebrating A Year Together: Lift Your Boss's Fingerprint From a Coffee Mug To Create A Charming Anniversary Card Looking Back on When Two Became One Company
$200.00
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For Just 0.17389% The Cost of Going To Cooper Union In 2017 You Can Buy Whatever Object This Is Every Day For The Next Year
$20.00
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Reverse Ventriloquist: Glue Your Mouth Shut and Sit On a Puppet's Lap
$1,000.00
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Not Even Process Based Abstraction: This Is Just A Coincidentally Large...
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Representative Recruit: Give This 3D Printed Mask Of Your Own Face To An Intern to Sit Silently Through The Type of Performance...
$3,000.00
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Pain-Free No Kill, No Catch Mouse Trap Is Actually A Mouse Feeder
$75.00
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Taking Richard Florida Literally: This Artist Has Been Called The Katharina Grosse Of Driving a Truck Full of Paint Into Shuttered Businesses To Spur Regional Economic Growth
$100,000.00
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Society Expects Trees To Be Leafy, at least 6 Feet Tall, And Be Great In Bed But Have We Ever Stopped Objectifying Them Long Enough To Ask How They Feel? Discover Which Part Of Your Tree Is Happy...
$1,500.00
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Is An Ambulance Necessary? This Simple, Potentially Life Saving Device...
$100.00
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Why Have We Been Hanging All These Solar Panels When We've Had Lemons Here The Entire Time? Go Ahead, I'll Wait
$200.00
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True Dedication! These Collectors Love Wall Works So Much They Don't Even OWN a Floor
$100,000.00
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Finally An Elf on The Shelf That Actually Calls The Police Every Time Anyone Speaks Instead of Just Teasing Us With Recordings That Span Our Entire Lives
$1,000.00
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Peak Wall Work Calendar: Counting Down The Few Remaining Days Before June 22, 2018 3:05 PM– The Exact Moment Scientists Predict Artists Will Finally Exhaust Every Possible...
$50.00
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8 Values Political Quiz Book Shelf
$1,000.00
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Nothing Says NOT MY PRESIDENT like Bolt Adapter 5/8 in. 11UNC x M10-1.25 mm...
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When Your Child Is Born Reserve Them An Email Address, Over The Years Send Them Notes, Photos, Achievements, Then On Their 18th Birthday Give Them The Password
$20.00
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Like Clockwork: Let This Oil Paint Squeegee Clock Make You a New Painting Every Day Or Remove The Clock Hand When You Feel Your Composition Is Complete
$3,500.00
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Here At X Co-Working Space...
$20.00
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Art Advisors Be Gone: Stop Listening To Your B-School Roommate's Grandchild's Spouse's Advice...
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Seating for when the panel discussion turns into a speaker's own therapy session about anxiety surrounding technological change
$5,000.00
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just project "GOOD PERSON" on your house at night to show everyone you're a good person
$500.00
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5 Interior Design Hacks To Make Your USPS Shipping Line So Sexy Your Ex Will Grow Uncontrollably Jealous You're Now Fucking an UnderfundedGovernment Service
$10,000.00
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Killing This Tree By Covering It In Primer and Light Reactive Paint Is But a Small Price To Pay To Inaccurately Demonstrate How Photosynthesis Works To a Public Who Never Asked
$2,500.00
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Steal This Look: How To Budget Your Self Aggrandizing Patron Portraiture To Exceed The Yearly Income Of Artists Whose Work You're Posing With
$100,000.00
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Stop The Bullying: This Painting-Positivity Exercise Teaches Students No Abstract Painting is Better Than Any Other...
$100.00
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The Spiders for Change Fund: donate 1 dollar to anonymously release a wolf spider in the gallery to be photographed by an attendee for $100 towards cancer research
$1.00
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invent your own unique system of non-standardized measurement just like our parents had to when they were our age
$100.00
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Meat Smoker OR Pet Cremation Chamber and Thermoelectric Conversion Phone Charger from Meat Heat
$300.00
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turn a thrifted leather jacket into a backpack into a coin wallet into a leather broach for a thrifted leather jacket into a backpack into a
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Listen To Music As a Group of 26 People At The Same Time All From Just A Single Source
