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This section features every work available through the store in order of recency. At checkout, choose whether you want to receive the work pre-fabricated or as a DIY Kit.
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Blank yard stick, writing tools
Stop The Bullying: This Painting-Positivity Exercise Teaches Students No Abstract Painting is Better Than Any Other By Having The Class Paint An Egg All Afternoon Then Ritually Cracking Them In Front of Each Other To Reveal Their Underlying Equality
25 x 25 x 50"
Tree, primer, thermochromic pigment
Art Advisors Be Gone: Stop Listening To Your B-School Roommate's
Grandchild's Spouse's Advice And Instead Allow The Maze-Ridden Growth of a Framed Hydroponic Vine To Decide Which of These Wall Works Priced Below $5,000 Would Be a Great Addition To Your Living Room's Already Strong Color Palette
Here At X Coworking Space We Don't Believe There's Any Way To
Innovate But Through Collaboration, That's Why We Don't Have Walls To
Divide Us. And We Don't Believe in an Unnatural Distinction Between
Work and Life, That's Why Our Space is Open For Dialogue About All
Subjects. And We Don't Believe Property Should Be Private, That's Why
We Don't Have Membership Fees. And We Don't Believe "Ceilings" Are
Good For Anything But Breaking Through, That's Why We Don't Have a
Roof. And We Don't Believe Not Having A Floor Doesn't Mean Our Members Can't Be Grounded. And We Don't Believe In Distinctions Between What Bathroom You Should Go To, That's Why We Never Had Any In The First Place. And We Don't Believe "Technology" is Equivalent With Progress, That's Why We
Nothing Says NOT MY PRESIDENT like Bolt Adapter 5/8 in. 11UNC x
M10-1.25 mm (1-Pack) Product Depth (in.) 1.75 Product Width (in.) 2.5
Product Height (in.) 6.125 This fixed 5/8 in. threaded arbor hole can
help adapt any brush to fit most grinders. It will fit both cup and
wheel brushes. This unique item allows you to change the arbor size of
a brush.
110 x 160"
Auxiliary USB cable, acrylic, and cable clips
Peak Wall Work Calendar: Counting Down The Few Remaining Days
Before June 22, 2018 3:05 PM– The Exact Moment Scientists Predict Artists Will Finally Exhaust Every Possible Formal and Material Combination of
Appropriated Materials That Can Be Fabricated Rectangularly on a Wall
Lemon electricity kit
Is An Ambulance Necessary? This Simple, Potentially Life Saving Device Can Quickly Identify Art School Faculty Members Who Have Used Their Age As A Flawed Proof of Mastery and Their Apathy Towards Even Attempting To Understand The Debt-Ridden Lives Their Students Will Inherit As a Folksy Character Trait
Society Expects Trees To Be Leafy, at least 6 Feet Tall, And Be Great In Bed But Have We Ever Stopped Objectifying Them Long Enough To Ask How They Feel? Discover Which Part Of Your Tree Is Happy, Anxious, Optimistic, Relaxed, or Upset By Covering It In Mood Ring Paint And Leaving It Outside
Representative Recruit: Give This 3D Printed Mask Of Your Own Face To An Intern to Sit Silently Through The Type of Performance Art You Can Gain From The Perception of Having Attended In Event Photos While Not Having To Endure Being There Yourself
Not Even Process Based Abstraction: This Is Just A Coincidentally Large Fly Trap Centered on An Unused Canvas Set Inside a Naturally Lit Brooklyn Studio Next To a Person With an MFA Making a Figurative Painting. Nothing To See Here Folks, Move Along
40 x 60 stretchers, canvas, fly paper, installation materials
Tobacco Treasure Hunt: Collect 12 Different Cigarettes Bummed From Outer-Gallery Conversations Where You Improbably Mustered An Opinion About A Clickbait Thinkpiece from An Art Blog You Don't Read About A Gallery You've Never Been To That Exhibited An Artist Whose Name You're Not Entirely Sure How To Pronounce So You Vary Your Pronunciation According To However The Person You're Talking To Says The Name First
Childr: This app automatically converts fauxnaive paintings into faux naive sculptures just as a real 10 year old would’ve done it bc it’s made by authentic children
Quick dry cement, paint, chalk, Hot Wheels, succulents
Corporal Mortification For: Endorsement of Tax Dodging Company, Company's Use of Exploitative Labor Practices For Hardware Assembly, Environmentally Exploitative and Geopolitically Destabilizing Natural Resources For Hardware Supply, Union Busting Neoliberal Apps, Government Surveillance Colluding Data Mining Services, etc. and so on
Jar, vinyl, cards, writing supplies
8 x 8" open frame box
Frame, sand, photo, shells
20 x 30"
Acrylic-channeled frame, dirt, assortment of table-size UV products
6 x 6"
Mr. Potato head, desk ephemera
Black chandelier, crayons, installation supplies
Popsicle sticks, wax paper transfer materials
20 x 15 x 15"
Sky lantern, plastic bag
Geography Party Game: This Blank Globe Invites You to Draw and Label Every Country in The World. For Every Country You Remember, Take a Shot of Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey. For the Countries You Forgot There is No Consequence Just Try Harder Next Time OK
16 x 16
Globe, paint, chalk, Fireball whiskey, shot glasses
14 x 19" Framed
Painted walking stick
96 x 120"
Metal structure, insulation, urine, syringe
72 x 14 x 18"
Clothing, straw, wood substructure, microphoned wireless Peavey speaker
Automated Promotion or Dire Warning? This Scarecrow Playing A Live Feed of A Conversation Taking Place Inside at Full Volume Outdoors Will Get The Business You Place it In Front of Whatever Customers It Deserves
22.5 x 26.5"
Graphite on paper with battery pack, electrically condusive adhesive and LED light
12 x 12"
Styrofoam, spaghetti
Wooden boxes ranging from 6 x 6" to 60 x 60"
Wood, nails
8 x 11.5"
UV printed advent calendar, chocolate, replica ring
Plastic bottles, spindles, ashes, paint, assembly materials
Model building making supplies
This product carries forward the tradition of yarn bombing to a familiar, but new site of expression: the human body.
Buyer should message preferred sweater size
60 x 60"
Hollow rock replica
A huge amount of food served in restaurants goes to waste. What if that food could be put to use at a discount for future customers? The plan is simple: Serve food. Save the leftovers. Offer the leftovers to customers at half the price. Save those leftovers. Offer the leftovers to customers at half the price previous customers paid. Continue doing so until the leftovers are all gone and/or the cost of the plate is so low it can practically be given away.
Coarse gravel, charcoal, fine sand and 3 umbrellas.
Home made anti-antiperspirant:
1/3 cup coconut oil
3 Tbs. beeswax, grated or pellets
2 Tbs. shea butter
1/3 cup arrowroot powder
2 Tbs. baking soda
10 – 15 drops essential oils
*1 lb Aluminum Powder*
Make Your Own Blush:
Arrowroot powder (you could sub corn startch, but it is not quite as good)
Cinnamon
Cocoa powder
*1 lb Iron Oxide (Red Pigment 101)*
Magnesium bath Bomb:
1 cup baking soda
½ cup Epsom salts (be sure to grind these up in either a mortar and pestle or a coffee grinder
½ corn starch, powdered milk, or powdered coconut milk to make a luxurious vegan bath bomb
1 TB coconut oil (added a little at a time until mixture holds together)
10 drops peppermint essential oil
5 drops ginger essential oil
5 drops balsam fir essential oil (can sub Douglas Fir)
5 drops eucalyptus essential oil
5 drops copaiba essential oil (can sub helichrysum)
½ cup citric acid
*1 lb Magnesium*
Thermite:
27 parts iron oxide
80 parts aluminum
Magnesium
We provide you with two light bulbs for take your child to work day.
Sell $5 "weekly passes" with your Netflix password written on the back to as many people as possible.
Every week, change the password.
Repeat.
100 laminated cards provided.
Dimensions variable to phone size
UV printed acrylic
36 x 5"
Candle making materials, essential oils, herbs, natural dyes
A dozen popsicle sticks, writing tools
48 x 168"
Sandalwood incense, bamboo sticks, and support materials for installation.
20 x 30"
Every airBNB stay is a stay to remember and every guest needs internet, so why not give your home's guests a WIFI password they'll never forget?
A DIY stick and poke station is a great way to do both and add a little intrigue to the process; they won't know what the password is until they've opted for the tattoo!
Install the WIFI password welcome sign at waist level and sterilize your needles before every new arrival.
From here all your guest has to do is walk directly into the needled sign. Where they get their new tattoo is totally up to them.
Belly, arm, chest, shoulder, even butt. They'll be online in no time.
72 x 36"
Emergency shelter supplies, oversized garbage bag
76 x 80"
King size bedsheet, UV light
Become a dealer of art and mushrooms.
-a shipping container that will function as a discrete, easily secured grow house for your mushrooms, gallery viewing space, and art storage facility
-all material supplies for starting your own mushroom grow operation
-instructions for how to stay on a tight grow schedule, alternating between 4 week grow schedules and 1 week art openings
-tutorials for how to maintain low shipping costs and proper shipping for mushrooms
Dimensions variable
Price set for DIY Kit, purchase pre-fabricated for a custom installation
12 x 12 x 6"
Cake, salmon, coins
Upon letting your friends know you're pregnant the first thing they always ask is "Do you know if your child will be part of the green party or be apolitical yet?"
Well don't just tell them outright-- this ideological reveal cake is a fun way of telling guests the ultrasound results of your child's future political allegiance
Once confirmed by your doctor through ultra sound, buy this product and message us with the news (we promise not to tell anyone, we swear!)
We'll then equip you with the traditional markers of political allegiance to bake as a surprise into the center of your cake: spare change for those who are green party or salmon for those who are apolitical.
Which will your child be? Everyone can't wait to find out! Let's celebrate their inevitable future beliefs with cake, keeping everyone in suspense until the magic moment the center of the cake is discovered
72 x 72 x 72"
Tent, hanging supplies
Here in New York, everyone uses AirBNB to be able to afford sky high rent prices.
Many people take to staying at each other's apartments while their own space is being rented to an AirBNB guest, creating a circular system where people end up consistently having to borrow and barter with one another for each other's owed space.
What if we could end this system of dependence and become self-sufficient?
With these hanging tents we offer buyers the chance to do just that, hanging from their Lower East Side fire escapes overnight as guests stay in their apartments.
This way apartment renters never have to leave their home and AirBNB guests can pay off the month's rent in just a week's time.
120 x 5"
Acrylic tube, mason jars, fermented meat supplies, mounting hardware
New York/Miami/Venice Project Space Proposal: Build a Gallery Near a Coastal Region Below Ground And Hold All Inventory on Hand In Hopes of an Insurance Pay Out For Inevitable Flooding
The art market is consistently poised to collapse, just as we know the environment is on the brink of destruction as well.
These two trends already seem to be merging in perennial art locales like Miami, Venice, and New York.
Faced with rising rent and the prospect of dismal sales, a savvy business model for galleries would anticipate and encourage making no sales whatsoever.
We propose a small business that would use ecological destruction as an opportunity to eventually make money from unsold art through a property insurance claim.
The business would start with the purchase of a small land plot in an area expected to be destroyed by rising sea levels in the next 5 years.
Once a location is decided, the gallery would be built into the ground with cinder block walls, intensifying the opportunity for flooding.
Artists would exhibit with the gallery knowing their work would not be returned to them, as all work exhibited would then be held in storage in the same precarious space afterward.
This way when the space inevitably floods the insurance claim could be filed for the maximum number of works destroyed.
With the gallery engulfed in water and the insurance claim won, dirt can easily be shoveled over the top of the open hole of a gallery, and the property can be resold.
The insurance money is split 50/50 between the gallery and artists, with artists receiving a share of the total amount based on the price of works donated for destruction.
20 x 30"
Ink vase, blotter paper framed
Laptop, mountain hardware
DIY moon melon:
"Moonmelon (scientifically known as Asidus). This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste."
The NADA Spiders for Change Fund is a limited time only charitable sweepstakes that works as follows:
During NADA's May 5 - 8 run we will have an on call wolf spider distributor actively waiting to anonymously release (6) wolf spiders throughout the art fair for every time we receive a $1 Spiders for Change donation.
Our anonymous distributor has been equipped with a bulk quantity of wolf spiders via an online biological supply company and is available during normal fair hours of operation.
If you or a friend discovers a wolf spider at Pier 36 this weekend, take photo and video documentation to message to the UV Etsy account for verification and we will make a $100 donation to the Cancer Research Institute in your name.
Please maintain discretion if you so happen to discover the identity of our wolf spider distributor over the course of the event, the Spiders for Change Fund is contingent on our ability to continuously and anonymously release wolf spiders inside of the art fair.
Supply the image you want to see used at checkout
Tyvek backpack, clear folder, assortment of Vice Magazines
Variable size jacket, spikes, painted band names, Amazon Dash buttons activated for delivery
5 x 7" Semiotexte book custom folded to your word request
Dimensions variable according to which Exhibition A print is chosen by buyer.
20 x 24" wood frame, string lining, photographs and cards
32 x 48"
Acrylic on stretched canvas.
Send us the image you wish to be swapped out for the face of the soldier.
Loom, pregnancy test, miniature announcement letters
20 x 30 x 5" acrylic sealed box coated in thermochromic lining with lower corner liquid spigot
Mounting hardware for boxes
100 gallon water bag for bath tubs, vinyl lettering
40 x 40" tank, nibble fish, office chair
5 x 7" book, USB drive, mounting supplies
10 x 2.5"
Mason jars, pink sea salt, mounting supplies
14 x 14 x 14"
Terra cotta pot, bricks, grate, thermo-electric conversion unit, USB cord
Penile attachment, tubing, water filtration, drinking tube
45 x 28.5" (3 - 13.5 x 28.5")
Birch branches, frames, and Semiotexte books on MDF backing
1 x 3 x 3" card clipping tool
Dimensions variable, up to 60"
Magnetic levitation puck, 700 monarch butterflies, installation materials
Dimensions variable
UV print on kevlar blanket surface
40 x 50 x 72"
Fountain, water pump, lifestraw, electrical hook up
9 x 10 x 20"
Magazines, wood support, belts
Full title: You Decide: This Object is Either a Pair of Deadstock Sneakers From the 90's by An Artist Called Shepard Fairey or Socks That Have Some Weed Leaves on Them or a Text Message From The Daughter of a 42 Year Old Man Skateboarding in The Lower East Side. It's Whatever You Want, Really
2 x 2 x 6"
KAWS figurine, mold making materials, dirt, seeds
8 x 10" check for $27.50, made out to buyer through rebate offer
16" necklace made of clay and a GPS tracking chip
8 x 10" Tom's of Maine check made out to buyer through rebate offer
Single boot airbrushed with the candidate of your choice, installation materials included
